What’s Going On? What’s Happening Here?

Could someone please tell me what is happening to my ass?  I mean, my baby bump is cute and all, but I’m not okay with what’s happening south of the border.  What’s going on?  I do not comprehend.  And, more importantly, how do I stop it?  How do I make it go away?

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO SAVE MY ASS!!!

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2 responses to “What’s Going On? What’s Happening Here?

  1. Susan Mangan

    Katie

    Yeah….your ass will grow and your hips will widen…it so sucks, but rest assured a return to almost normal status, despite the growth is very possible. Don’t sweat it. Eat whatever the hell you want or can keep down and enjoy weight gain while people tell you how beautiful you are. Only happens when your pregnant 🙂

  2. sandysays1

    Wow! That’s a great thing. One like that would provide enough blubber to feed an Eskimo family for two winters. Thats without being leathal to the provider. Oh well, if you want a few laughs visit SandySays1.wordpress.com